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I'm aiming for the "she's a bad ass and cute as hell but I wouldn't touch her without asking" look 🖤 Happy Monday! It's a great day to have a great day. Sending positive vibes 💞 . . . . . . . . . 📸 : @rayconnolly7 #badass #cuteashell #notouchy #monday #mondaymotivation #mondaymood #monslay #manicmonday #itsagooddaytohaveagoodday #positivevibes #positive #spreadingpositivity #blog #bloggerstyle #irishblogger #igers #photoshoots #portraitphotography #outdoorphotography #outdoorportraits #autumnvibes🍁

I found my new favorite parking space at home lol #10thgencivic #civicsi #notouchy

Don’t be a Susan ladies !!! Hehe #notouchy #prepped #lifting #nono #gelnails #cutememe #nailnightmare #helpful #clienttips

The stages of meeting someone new you don’t want around. She’s just like her momma. #isthiskidtalkingtome #ohgodheiscomingcloser #nope #notouchy #shebecamefriendlier #minime

Father in-law spartan mower. Had it for a year and he absolutely loves it. #spartanmowers #lawncare #lawnmaintenance #notouchy

Spinach Puffs anyone? Hahahha one of the funniest guys in Disney !!!! Can we all agree ! Well I happen to think so 😂 • • Disney Bounding as : Kronk , Yzmasright hand man / squirrel friend Hahahahahah • And what an awesome , and cool guy who gets to wear cool and amazing clothes !!! • • Who’s would you like to be Kuzco ? Or Kronk? - • • - #disneybound #disneyboundchallenge #disneybounding #disneybounddaily #disneyfashion #everydaycosplay #disneygeek #disneybounder #casualcosplay #closetcosplay #fandomfashion #disnerd #disneylover #disneyaddict #disneystyle #kronk #kronksnewgroove #kuzcospoison #nonohesgotapoint #emperorsnewgroove #kuzco #yzma #notouchy #riiiiiiight

Welcome to the family mini hippo @babykale.la 🦛🦛🦛🦛 #Kuzco #notouchy #oneyearanniversary

So to tell children not to open the door the Japanese use a scary demon to convince them not to open the doors to hell. Seems legit. #doortohell #demonsatyourdoor #fuckyourshortlife #notouchy #sake #ilovesake #japaneseonly

Old women in church look at you like this when you offer a handshake instead of a hug too. 😂🤣 🤷🏼‍♀️ Hey, arms distance not-my-grandma lady...I can wish you peace from here ❤️🥰🥰❤️ ✌🏼 #relatable #handsoff #notouchy #backup #love #dysfunctionalfamily #justfriends #church #fellowship #whyamilikethis #igfunny #laugh #relationships #weirdpeople #dork #ineedmyspace #stoic #learning #growing #changeyourlife #germany

Last month I went to WDW with my BFF @laceyjmason and we left our families at home. Mwahahaha! For two days we nonstop lived liked childless millennials. We were not even 2 steps into EPCOT before a guy shouted that he loved the Figment outfit (“oh, and the Kuzco is great too”). I’ve been sitting on my best photos from the trip, but for Emperor’s New Groove? Let the Kuzco be released! But remember ... no touchy! . . . . @thedisneybound #disneybound #disneyboundchallenge #disneybounding #disneybounddaily #disneyfashion #everydaycosplay #disneygeek #disneybounder #casualcosplay #closetcosplay #fandomfashion #disnerd #disneylover #disneyaddict #disneystyle #figment #epcot #experimentalprototypecommunityoftomorrow #kuzco #notouchy #emperorsnewgroove #scarybeyondallreason #squeaksqueakersqueaksqueaken #yzma #kronk #llamaface #yzmassecretlab #bubblegumwall #childlessmillennial #childlessmillennialsofdisney

Sporting her new harness that should encourage people to give her space. 😁 . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #gsdofinstagram #germanshepherd #germanshepherdmix #shepherdmix #belgianmalinois #malinois #malinoismix #shepinois #shelterdog #donotpet #notouchy

Shiny glass and pretty lights #seattle #longweekend #chihulygardenandglass #thanksdale #notouchy #whataboutlicking

Brinna and Willow back in form. (After working through a little bit of sass)🐎. . . . . #equestrianlife #jumpingpaints #kerrits #notouchy #hoodriver #rideon #backinthesaddleagain

Don't worry dude. We aren't going to steal your coffee. #reidjohn #mycoffee #notouchy #mybabyboy #fisherpricetoys

“Oh riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison.” . Kronk is probably the best character in The Emperors New Groove. Although I kind of relate to Kuzco when it comes to people touching me. 😂 & Yzma makes a really good villain. I feel like this movie is so underrated, & it’s so good! I have it on DVD but I hope it will be on Disney+. . . . . #kronk #kronksnewgroove #emperorsnewgroove #kuzco #yzma #disneymovies #disneymovie #youthrewoffmygroove #notouchy #kronkpop #funkopops #funkopop

I teach my Lock and Hair Clients to know that thier HAIR is apart of their Art&Soul so they know to say ITS EXPENSIVE ART! SO ITS A LOOK!! NOT A TOUCH #JusSayn #NoTouchy

Candies Ginger made her appearance this morning... fingers crossed that my little turd acts right. If y’all have some new places to hide; let me know! 😘♥️ this is our first year at home. She was my class elf but she retired and wanted to take it easy for a bit. (She doesn’t know what she got herself into with Paxton 😳) #elfontheshelf #isitchristmasyet #itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear #merrychristmas #notouchy

Not the best pics because he decided to leg it 🙈 those blues though! #gootysapphireornamental #poecilotheriametallica #gootyornamental #quickfucker #8legs #instapets #instadaily #exoticpet #notouchy #tarantulasofinstagram #tarantula

🔈on to hear me tell off mom for touching my feet. #notouchy #catfoot #cranky #growl #cats #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #bob #manxcat #tuxedocat

Roxy prefers to have the bed all to her self. 😼

10 BEAUTIFUL LIVING SOULS I SAW IN #MIAMI THIS WEEK

This is my new food! I love it SO much I'll try to find my inner puppy & climb mom's leg & the counter to get it! She tried a different food last night 🤮 & even tried to give me human food 🤢 I only want this! & Now that she mixes it with pumpkin.. She says the noises I make eating are X rated whatever that means 🙄 I just know it taste like a porky pumpkin loaf & it's nummy! It also gives me some energy & I been kinda lazy lately... Momma also tried a different milk.. Ew! 🤢 Again I prefer my raw goat milk or just moo momma.... Thanks! 😻 #thatsmyfood #thatsmybowl l #notouchy #dontteaseme #givemegiveme #minenotyours #ilovesit #pumpkinmakeseverythingbetter #pumpkinmakesmehappy #wefoundsomethinghelikes #dontchangeit #screwdinnertime #feedmenow #feedmeandtellmeimhandsome #thatsthegoodstuff

I get asked this ALL THE TIME... I do NOT & will NOT cut any of my customers hair while trying to blend in extensions. There is no need to touch your hair when extensions are being applied correctly. The only thing that will be cut are your extensions for framing & creating a true blend. #notouchy 💋💋 - Olivia Roberts (owner of VIVE Beauty Bar) • • • • • • • #hairstyles #hair #hairstylist #haircolor #hairtransformation #haircut #hairstyle #hairextensions #hairgoals #hairgoalsachieved #hairart #hairdresser #hairsalon #fusionextensions #fusion #tapeinextensions #tapeinhairextensions #tapeins #tapein #tapeinhair #microlinks #microlinkextensions #microlinkhairextensions #haircare #hairstyling #hairartist #hairlove #hairdo

It's a trap. He's trying to look all sweet and cute with his little bit o' belly floof but when you go in for a scritchy scrotch, he goes in for the kill. #cats #catsofinstagram #tabby #tabbycats #catattack #notouchy #itsatrap #bellyrubs

No thank you... • • • • • #notouchy #nothanks #nothankyou #evil #centipede #catchandrelease #dontcomeback #why

Ask me for an application. #SugarDaddy #NoTouchy #SeriousInquiriesOnly #ThereWillBeAnInterview

It has begun....moving is never fun. I chose the remaining of the EHT Small Batch to get me through the next few days. The new place will have a whiskey lounge and I am excited to get started on that project. Stay tuned for updates! . . . #whiskeylounge #ehtaylor #buffalotracedistillery #homebar #movingsucks #thebourbonleague #pnwbourbonhounds

Spin today and someone took my usual bike.. grr almost triggered. #gym #gymselfie #mybike #mine #nur #gymgirl #nottodaysatan #notouchy #sorenow

Neat find. #notouchy

My son is his Nana's grandchild!! lol He loves dark chocolate the most just like she does. . And apparently he separated them out and was keeping them in a safe place so no one else would sneak any of them! 😄🍫❤️ . . 💼 . . #whatyagotthere #chocolate #chocoholic #chocolatelover #darkchocolate #wiseone #smartypants #sneakysneaky #halloweenleftovers #notouchy #mine

When people keep asking when they can open your freshly canned salsa. #notouchy #salsa #canning

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Please don’t take away my Pooky! 🥺🧸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pooky is my heart... 😭❤️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maple fell in love with Pooky plush instantly! This was his first time meeting his new stuffed buddy. He’s never been so possessive over a toy before! Only blankets... Maybe Maple really is a real life @garfield? 😹 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have a stuffie that you still love? ☺️

Nah-ah don't you dare 🎎 Follow @9gagcute - 📷 @lunathemoonface - #scottishfold #britishshorthair #9gag #notouchy #kedi

Fun way to make sure everyone keeps their hands of your makers. 😜 “So far so good. Markers seem safe and sound. I like to think it’s respect for the message. Could be because they’re a couple feet higher than last year. 😬🤫”

Not tonight Satan #99Degrees #StillNeedABlanket #FuckThat #Facts #NotTodaySatan #NoTouchy

This Tiger Rattlesnake buzzed me as I walked passed it. I'm fairly convinced my eyes are terrible at picking out the pattern of speckled rattlesnakes and tiger rattlesnakes. I'm not very good at spot and identifies of them, and there have been a number I've walked right by without seeing. This individual was on the crawl in some leaves at a canyon bottom I was walking. First my dad missed it, then when I missed it and was a couple feet next to it it started rattling, giving me a fright. It'll never not be scary to have a crote rattle close to your feet. Being only my second tiger ever, the last being in 2015, tiger was high on my list for this night hike. It was also the only snake night hiked that night, making it extra special. A little bit about tiger rattlesnake venom... toxinology is very complicated and while researching their venom I encountered many words I don't know such as: neartic, proteomic, "presynaptic beta-neurotoxic heterodimeric PLA2", and more! What I did understand is "this venom [of crotalus tigris] exhibits the highest lethality for mice among rattlesnakes" meaning you especially don't want to be bitten by this rattlesnake. As you can see I have a much deeper understanding of venom now. Source: SNAKE VENOMICS OF Crotalus tigris: THE MINIMALIST TOXIN ARSENAL OF THE DEADLIEST NEARTIC RATTLESNAKE VENOM Anyhow, here is a beautiful image of a beautiful snake that deserves our utmost respect. Tiger Rattlesnake, Crotalus tigris Arizona, 2019 #NOTOUCHY #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature #naturephotography #animals #macrophotography #venomous #venom #venomousaf #earth #olympusem1 #rattlesnake #toxinology #herps #herping #snake #crotalus #crotalustigris #arizona #serpent #sidelight #californiaherps #rattlesnakes #tigerrattlesnake #scales #olympus #macro @californiaherps

Luckily Big is good at sharing. I, however, am not 🍟 (look at those back leggies 😭😩) . #taurus #bunny #meme #winniebunmemes #food #foodmeme #notouchy

As much as you'd like to touch it...please ask! #beard #beards #beardclub #notouchy #funny #memes #beardmemes

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